It was a big dinner, the biggest of the year as it always.With 10 people sitting in two tables, the dining-room appeared a bit too crowded.

I didn’t get drunk, not the way I had hoped and promised —stand on the table,take off the clothes one by one, singing and dancing naked.In Sue’s words, that would be the most entertaining. She must be dissapointed not to see me being misbehaved.

At table the joke from the cracker I pulled is : Q: Why do cows lie down in the rain? A; To keep each udder dry. All people laughed when I read it out but I didn’t because I did not  know what the point was. I took udder for under.That’s why.

Boxing day today, it’s full of sunshine now.Not knowing what to do next, I may just be relaxed.